THE DACHSHUND CREED
1. If it's in my mouth, it's mine!
2. If I like it it's mine!
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine!
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine!
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be
yours in any way!
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the
pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like it's mine, it's mine!
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and
put it down, it automatically becomes
mine!
10.If it's in the house I'm in, it's mine!
11. If it's broken, it's yours!
1. If it's in my mouth, it's mine!
2. If I like it it's mine!
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine!
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine!
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be
yours in any way!
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the
pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like it's mine, it's mine!
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and
put it down, it automatically becomes
mine!
10.If it's in the house I'm in, it's mine!
11. If it's broken, it's yours!
DOG'S TOP 10 COMMANDMENTS!
1. Thou shalt not return home from any
Restaurant without a doggy bag.
2. Let sleeping dogs lie---(except for meals,
snacks and hugs).
3. Keep-ith in mind, I'm a puppy at heart...
--let's play!
4.Thou shalt carry my picture in thy wallet
for bragging purposes.
5. You may tell-ith me your secrets-
(dogswagg-ith tails, not spread them).
6. Thou shall never trick-th me into
going to the Vet.
7. Keep-ith in mind someone as cute as
me is almost always innocent.
8. Thou shalt not scold me for barking at
my arch enemies. ( U.P.S. guy, mail
carrier, meter reader).9.
9. When I need out , I need out-
Never let me bark-ith in vain!
10. Thou shalt always strive to be as happy
as me!
1. Thou shalt not return home from any
Restaurant without a doggy bag.
2. Let sleeping dogs lie---(except for meals,
snacks and hugs).
3. Keep-ith in mind, I'm a puppy at heart...
--let's play!
4.Thou shalt carry my picture in thy wallet
for bragging purposes.
5. You may tell-ith me your secrets-
(dogswagg-ith tails, not spread them).
6. Thou shall never trick-th me into
going to the Vet.
7. Keep-ith in mind someone as cute as
me is almost always innocent.
8. Thou shalt not scold me for barking at
my arch enemies. ( U.P.S. guy, mail
carrier, meter reader).9.
9. When I need out , I need out-
Never let me bark-ith in vain!
10. Thou shalt always strive to be as happy
as me!
HOW TO PHOTOGRAPH YOUR PUPPY.
1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film from puppy's mouth and
throw in garbage.
3. Remove puppy from garbage and brush
coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount and focus camera.
6. Go find puppy and take sock from mouth.
7. Place pup in pre-focused spot and return
to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after pup on
knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off pup
with the other.
10. Get tissue and wipe nose print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from pup's mouth and
discard.
12. Throw out cat and put peroxide on
scratch on pup's nose.
13. Put ashtray and magazines back on
coffee table.
14. Try to get cute expression by squeaking
toy over head.
15. Replace your glasses on your face and
fish for camera from under sofa.
16. Jump up in time to grab pup by scruff
and say "no outside".
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix double Martini.
19. Sit back in lazyboy and resolve to teach
pup "sit-stay" first thing in the morning.
20. Take a nap because your all worn out
from the excitement, (pup eats your house
slipper).
1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film from puppy's mouth and
throw in garbage.
3. Remove puppy from garbage and brush
coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount and focus camera.
6. Go find puppy and take sock from mouth.
7. Place pup in pre-focused spot and return
to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after pup on
knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off pup
with the other.
10. Get tissue and wipe nose print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from pup's mouth and
discard.
12. Throw out cat and put peroxide on
scratch on pup's nose.
13. Put ashtray and magazines back on
coffee table.
14. Try to get cute expression by squeaking
toy over head.
15. Replace your glasses on your face and
fish for camera from under sofa.
16. Jump up in time to grab pup by scruff
and say "no outside".
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix double Martini.
19. Sit back in lazyboy and resolve to teach
pup "sit-stay" first thing in the morning.
20. Take a nap because your all worn out
from the excitement, (pup eats your house
slipper).
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